SMS COLLECTIONS

Sher kbi chupkr shikar ni krte

2009-12-09T00:28:00.000-08:00

Sher kbi chupkr shikar ni krte
buzdil kbi khulkr var ni krte or
hm vo h jo NEW YER khne k lie 1st jan ka intzr ni krte
qki us din free sms kam ni krte.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

new year msg

2009-11-05T04:55:00.000-08:00

$ ()""""() xcuse $
$ ( ' o ' ) Me! $
$(,,)==(,,) =====$
I've climbd up ur window 2 say HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

oooops ! My hands going 2 slip. Bye

Fulon ki wadi m ho basera apka

2009-02-16T00:51:00.000-08:00

Fulon ki wadi m ho basera apka,
sitaron k angan m ho ghar apka,
dua h 1dost ki,1dost ko..
Ki sare jahan s khbsurat ho svera apka.........

I prefer 2 die

2009-02-16T00:37:00.009-08:00

Yamraj: ur time is over
gal: Is there any way to escape?
Yamraj: if u can kiss d 1 who is reading this msg!

Gal: chee..yuk..thu...
I prefer 2 die!!

ki chand ko dekha to Apki yaad aa gai

2009-02-16T00:37:00.008-08:00

Phir din dhal gaya,
phir raat aa gai,
phir tnhai me bethne ki baat aa gai,
abhi to taro ki panah me bethe hi the
ki chand ko dekha to Apki yaad aa gai.

Dil ka kaha mano 1kaam krdo

2009-02-16T00:37:00.007-08:00

Dil ka kaha mano 1kaam krdo,
1 pyari c hansi mere naam kardo,
aj Dunia pe Mufat me itna ehsan kardo,
ghar se naha k niklo pure mohalle ko hairan kardo. . . .

Pyaar aur dosti me itna fark paaya hai

2009-02-16T00:37:00.006-08:00

Pyaar aur dosti me itna fark paaya hai
pyaar ne sahara diya aur dosti ne sath nibhaya hai
kis rishte ko gehra kahun
1 ne zindgi di to dusre ne jina sikhaya hai.

Socho k pani se juda ho k

2009-02-16T00:37:00.005-08:00

Socho k pani se juda ho k
Machhliyan kyo tadap k mar jati he,
kyoki Na malum tha unko
k nazdikiya aadat aur aadat aksar Jindagi ban jati hai.

meri kabra par khulva do

2009-02-16T00:37:00.004-08:00

jala do ya dafna do,
bas marne k baad 2 ghut mere hotho se laga do,
main TAAJMAHAL nahi mangta,
bas 1 theka hi meri kabra par khulva do.

Wo to main jawani mein thi

2009-02-16T00:37:00.003-08:00

Ek bar terrosist
ne budiya ke pas
bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye-
"Budiya bomb hai! Budiya bomb hai!" Woh sharma kar boli,"
Wo to main jawani mein thi.

Pee k RAAT KO Hum usko bhulane Lage

2009-02-16T00:37:00.002-08:00

Pee k RAAT KO Hum usko bhulane Lage,
Sharab Mein Gum Ko Milane Lage,
Yeh daru bhi bewafa Nikli yaar,
Nashe mein to wo aur bhi Yaad Aane lage...

A rose says

2009-02-16T00:37:00.001-08:00

A rose says
I love u
A smile says
I like u
A ring says
I marry u
But my Small SMS Says I

"I REMEMBER U"

Pyar Me Maut Se Darta Kaun Hai

2009-02-16T00:37:00.000-08:00

Pyar Me Maut Se Darta Kaun Hai,
Pyar Ho Jata Hai Karta Kaun Hai,
Aap Jaise Dost Par Dunia Kurbaan Or
Aap Puchtey Ho Ki Hum Par Marta Kaun Hai.

Chand adhura he sitaro ke bina

2009-02-11T23:33:00.005-08:00

Chand adhura he sitaro ke bina
gulshan adhura he baharo ke bina
samundar adhura he kinaro ke bina
jeena adhura he aap jaise dosto ke ke bina

humse koi gila ho to maaf karna

2009-02-11T23:33:00.004-08:00

humse koi gila ho to maaf karna.
yaad na aaye to maaf karna.
dil se to hum tumhain bhulayenge nahin per
yeh dhadkan hi ruk jaye to maaf karna.

Me apse nalaj hu

2009-02-11T23:33:00.003-08:00

////
("._.")
>")("< --->
(")(")
Me apse nalaj hu.

Yun nazre n churao k hm majbur ho jaye

2009-02-11T23:33:00.002-08:00

Yun nazre n churao k hm majbur ho jaye.
Aap bulao hme to hm dur ho jaye.
Dil me jo baat hai hm kahne se nahi drte.
Ye bat aur hai k hum sama jlaye or brsat ho.

punjab university se B.A final

2009-02-11T23:33:00.001-08:00

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek ladki pe ja gira ladki boli
"Battemeez kya kar rahe ho ?"
sardar bola - ji punjab university se B.A final.

Frnd$hip i$ not a degree 2 $tart

2009-02-11T23:33:00.000-08:00

Frnd$hip i$ not a degree 2 $tart &
fini$h within 3 or 4 yrs.
It i$ a lifetime
cour$e..
not ju$t 2 $tudy but al$o to feel & live....!

Krishna Jinka Naam

2009-02-10T23:44:00.005-08:00

Krishna Jinka Naam,
Gokul Jinka Dhaam,
Aise Shri BhAgwaM Ko Hum Sabka PraNaam!!!

Happy Janamastmi

Friendship is not about finding the right person

2009-02-10T23:44:00.004-08:00

Friendship is not about finding the right person,
But creating the right relationship,
Its not how much u care in the begining,
But how much u care till the end.

ladkiyan waha chapal nahi pehenti hain.

2009-02-10T23:44:00.003-08:00

Santa:
ladkiyo Ko i love u kehne ki sbse achchi jagha kaun si hai?
Banta:
Mandir.
Santa:
wo kyon?
Banta:
kyoki ladkiyan waha chapal nahi pehenti hain.

1chote bache ne darwaza khola

2009-02-10T23:44:00.002-08:00

1chote bache ne darwaza khola
or apni didi k boyfrnd ko dekh k masumiyat se bola:
"Aap roz didi se milne aate ho, aapki apni didi nhi hai kya?"

Jahan dosti=vahan pyar,

2009-02-10T23:44:00.001-08:00

Jahan dosti=vahan pyar,
jahan pyar=vahan mohabat,
jahan mohabat=vahan ishq,
jahan ishq=vahan judai,
jahan judai=vahan dard,
jahan dard=vahan moov laga lena

Santa Divorced his Wife on 1st nite

2009-02-10T23:44:00.000-08:00

Santa Divorced his Wife on 1st nite..
Banta asked him the reason..
Santa said- Yaar usdi Panty te sticker laga si OK/TESTED,
BY-RESHAM PAL & SONS.

Santa ko ldki hui

2009-02-10T02:20:00.000-08:00

Santa ko ldki hui
.BANTA-Jab ye badi hogi to sare ldke ise chedenge.
SANTA-Maine iska intezam kr liya hai.BANTA-Kya?
SANTA-Maine iska naam didi rakh diya hai.!

Log jab apno ko kho dete hai

2009-02-09T22:40:00.006-08:00

Log jab apno ko kho dete hai,
akser akele me ro dete hai,
kyun bithate hai hum unko in palko per,
jo akser in palkon ko aasuon se bhigo dete hain...

dost DIL me hote hai MOBILE me nahi

2009-02-09T22:40:00.004-08:00

"HAY"

"Mujhe Dhundo"

"Kya hua thak gaye kya"
"NAHI"
"To phir dhundo

"AB RAHNE DO

"dost DIL me hote hai MOBILE me nahi"

12-12 de 2 Le aawa

2009-02-09T22:40:00.003-08:00

Sardar Beti ki shadi k liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi aaya.
Kuch dino baad biwi ko phone kiya-gal sun Simran!
24 da koi munda ni milya.
12-12 de 2 Le aawa.

Whn emotion play their role

2009-02-09T22:40:00.002-08:00

Whn emotion play their role,
heart cries nd whn heart cries it doesnt make any sound
nd d prsn who listen dat unmade sound is called a FRIEND !

Koi dost purana nahin hota

2009-02-09T22:40:00.001-08:00

Koi dost purana nahin hota.
Zindagi ka har pal suhana nahin hota.
Juda hona to kismat ki baat hai par
judai ka matlab bhulana nhin hota...

Real Love Song

2009-02-09T22:40:00.000-08:00

Real Love Song:
Bazigar O Bazigar
Apni Mummy Ko Razi Kar.
Ooooo Tune Dil Mera Toda
Maine Fevicol Se Joda.
Mere Fevicol Ka Paisa Vapis Karrr.r.r.r...

Palko pe aake ruk jate hai ye aansu

2009-02-09T02:20:00.002-08:00

Palko pe aake ruk jate hai ye aansu,
Tnhai pakar
beh jate hai ye aansu,
Dil to bahut krta h gam baant lu unse,
Pr unko hasta dekh sookh jate hai ye aansu.

Lets Start Wid Kisses

2009-02-09T02:20:00.001-08:00

GaL- Now I Dnt WAnt 2 B With U Any More...
So I Want 2 Giv U BACK Everythng Which U Hav Given Me..!
BOY- OK..
Lets Start Wid Kisses..

No one in this world....

2009-02-09T02:20:00.000-08:00

TODAY'sTHOUGHT:
"No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own Past.
So,Enjoy Each Moment of the Present-Before it gets beyond your reach."...

good morning messege

2009-02-09T00:28:00.001-08:00

.---------.
/ .----.__/
/ /__/""/
'._______./OOD

!'"'\ /'"'!
! !\ \ / /! !
!_! \__/ ! ORNING

My Friend

U like to b my=

2009-02-09T00:28:00.000-08:00

Complete the following:-
1.U like to b my=
2.Song u like4me=
3.Gift4me=
4.Colour4me=
5.U lik me4=
6.Lines4me=
7.U miss me wen=
8.U hate me4=
Rply m waitn.

keep urself calm n silent

2009-02-05T23:23:00.005-08:00

CUTE Thought:
Coin's always make sound but,
The currency notes r always silent.
So, when Ur value increases,
keep urself calm n silent..

In party, a lady is unable to find toilet

2009-02-05T23:23:00.004-08:00

In party, a lady is unable to find toilet.
So she asks a SARDAR- "SUSU KARNE KI JAGAH DIKHAO".
Sardar smiles & says- "U NAUGHTY PEHLE TUM DIKHAO"...!

aap kiraye pe hi chadaoge

2009-02-05T23:23:00.003-08:00

msg na karke kya jataogd ?
itne chiller bacha k kya taj mahal banaoge ?
aur taj mahal bna b liya to
mujhe pta hai usse b aap kiraye pe hi chadaoge..!!

Har pal hr waqt

2009-02-05T23:23:00.002-08:00

Har pal hr waqt
. '12' .
9 < 3
' . 6.'
hr sans or dil ki hr dhadkn kehti hai.?
K Aap hmesha
.*""*.*""*.
* khush *
"*.Raho.*"
'*"*'

Na ZUBAN se

2009-02-05T23:23:00.001-08:00

Na ZUBAN se
na Mun se
na Card se
na GIFT se
na POST se
na EMAIL se

@"HAPPEY NEW YEAR "@

Direct
;+""+.+""+;+
+ DiLse ++
"+. .+"
+

4 life i need a heart

2009-02-05T04:55:00.001-08:00

4 life i need a heart
4 heart i need heartbeat
4 heartbeat i need happiness
4 happiness i need a friend like u.
Dont forget me i m always with u.
TAKE CARE...:-)

Bolti hai Dosti chup rehta hai pyaar

2009-02-05T04:55:00.000-08:00

Bolti hai Dosti chup rehta hai pyaar,
Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar,
Milati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar,
Phir be kyun dosti chod kar log karte hain pyar.

Oye Mil Gaya

2009-02-05T04:54:00.005-08:00

Oye Mil Gaya,
Oye Mil Gaya,
Oye Oye Mil Gaya,
Oye Shaba Shaba Mil Gaya,
Balle Balle Mil Gaya
Mera Msg Padne Wala
Ek Aur Bevkuf Mil Gaya.

Aasu Aankh Se Kabhi Girne Na Paye

2009-02-05T04:54:00.004-08:00

Aasu Aankh Se Kabhi Girne Na Paye,
Na Dard Ho aapko Na Kabhi Chot Aaye,
Mere Hisse Me Khusiya Jyada To Nahi,
Par Rab Kare Wo Bhi Aapko Mil Jaye.

Qualities a Friend Must have

2009-02-05T04:54:00.003-08:00

Qualities a Friend Must have:

Cute as Crocodile,

Smart as Sardar,

Active as Turtle.

Fit as Hippo,

Matured as Monkey,

No Doubt U hv All These...

Lahr ko pyar tha kinare se

2009-02-05T04:54:00.002-08:00

Lahr ko pyar tha kinare se,
pr uski shadi sagar se ho jati h.
kinare ki yad lehr ko khich kr apne pas le ati h,
pr badnam na ho mohabbat islie lehr lot jati h.

Ek bar santa aur banta rajai mein so rahe the

2009-02-05T04:54:00.001-08:00

Ek bar santa aur banta rajai mein so rahe the
to santa bola yaar banta paad mar or rajai garam karde

Banta ne rajai mein potty kardi or bola le aag hi laga di.

BUNK AWARENESS

2009-02-05T04:54:00.000-08:00

A cigrate shortns ur lyf by"2min".

A beer by"4min". Bt a lecture shortns ur life by "1hr!"

so dnt attend lectures.

Spred d msg of

"BUNK AWARENESS"

Lahr ko pyar tha kinare se

2009-02-04T02:20:00.007-08:00

Lahr ko pyar tha kinare se,
pr uski shadi sagar se ho jati h.
kinare ki yad lehr ko khich kr apne pas le ati h,
pr badnam na ho mohabbat islie lehr lot jati h.

If U R Feeling Lonely Little Sad Little Bored

2009-02-04T02:20:00.006-08:00

If U R Feeling Lonely Little Sad Little Bored?
Dont U Knw Wats Wrong Vd U?
U R Sufferin 4M Deficiency Of Vitamin 'ME'?
So Keep In Touch Alwys..GD NYT

hand across ur heart & u will feel me

2009-02-04T02:20:00.005-08:00

Whenevr u
Miss me
Don't look for
Me in the stars!
Don't try to hear my voice in my mesg!
Just put ur right hand across ur heart & u will feel me.

All beautiful thing start from the heart

2009-02-04T02:20:00.004-08:00

All beautiful thing start from the heart,
All bad things start from the mind",
Never let the mind rule ur heart!..
Let the heart rule ur life!

One day love and friendship meet

2009-02-04T02:20:00.003-08:00

One day love and friendship meet.
Love asked: When i already exist why are u here?
Friendship replied:To make face smile when u leave the tears!

Lohri with rewri

2009-02-04T02:20:00.002-08:00

Wrmth f Bonfyr, Fn wid Frndz, Swtnes f Gur n Rewri at dis LoHRi remain wid u 4evr.

Mubark hove tenu LoHRi ka tyohar.

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Catch her by her waist

2009-02-04T02:20:00.001-08:00

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home....
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a nice drink....PePsI

Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge

2009-02-04T02:20:00.000-08:00

Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge,

magar sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,

aap ke liye loog hazaro honge,

magar hamare liye aap ek hain.

Some1 somewhere drems of ur smile

2009-02-04T02:19:00.001-08:00

Some1 somewhere drems of ur smile &
while thnking of u says life is worthwhile.
So whnever u"r lonely.remember its true..
some1 somewhere is thinking of u....;)

No SwEet ThouGhts 2 ForWard

2009-02-04T02:19:00.000-08:00

No SwEet ThouGhts 2 ForWard ...
No Cute GrAphiCs 2 SenD ...
JUST A CaRinG HeaRt SaYinG ....
(*_*) TakE CaRe AlwaYs (*_*)

I'm in hospital

2009-01-26T01:44:00.000-08:00

I'm in hospital &
i'll be in operation theatre after somtime coz,
Doctor's told me,
i'll die if i stop rcieving ur msgs.

Jab dekha Unhone tirchhi nazar se to

2009-01-25T01:44:00.000-08:00

Jab dekha Unhone tirchhi nazar se to...
Hamare HOSH hi kho gaye,
Lekin,Jab pata chala ki Unki nazar hi tirchhi hai to...
Hum BEHOSH hi ho gaye !!

Jis trha surj niklta h har rat k baad

2009-01-21T01:44:00.000-08:00

Jis trha surj niklta h har rat k baad,
chand alvida kehta hai hr mulakat k bad,
lekin tum ghar se mt niklna,
vrna log kahenge ki mendhk nikla b to brshat k baad.

Ye badal ye bijali sirf apke liye hai

2009-01-20T01:47:00.001-08:00

Ye badal ye bijali sirf apke liye hai,
ye mausam ye hawa apke liye hai,
6 mahine beet gaye aapko nahaye hue,
ye bewaqt ki barish sirf aapke liye hai.....!

what is best in me

2009-01-20T01:47:00.000-08:00

1.what is best in me ? =
2.what is bad in me ? =
3.what u hav saved my name in ur cell ? =
4.i am ur ? =
5.i m just like a? = reply must and fast !

Shikayat h apse yeh hmari

2009-01-20T00:41:00.000-08:00

Shikayat h apse yeh hmari,
ke ab yad nhi aati apko hmari,
Bhool gye shayad aap hmen,
ya fir aap yad krte the ye ghalat-fehmi thi hmari...

What is sms

2009-01-18T00:41:00.001-08:00

What is "sMs" ?
1 Rasta hai, DiL ki Baat Batane ka..
1 Zariya hai, Apni Yaad Dilane ka..
1 Sathi hai, Gum ko Bhulane ka..
1 Tarika hai Dosti Nibhane ka..

phn contains contact of a sweet friend

2009-01-18T00:41:00.000-08:00

A lot of ants were roaming around my phn,
I was surprised how come..?
Then i suddenly realized..its coz
my phn contains contact of a sweet friend "U"...

Apki Ankhein Jheel si Gehri Hain G

2009-01-17T01:47:00.000-08:00

Apki Ankhein Jheel si Gehri Hain G
Chahta hai K Inme Machhliyan Chhod Du
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Are chand taro zara inko ek hath maro

2009-01-17T01:46:00.000-08:00

Are chand taro zara inko ek hath maro,
Bistar se inko neeche utaro,
Karo inke saath fight,
Kyunki ye so gaye hai bina bole.

Har pal hr waq

2009-01-16T00:41:00.000-08:00

Har pal hr waqt .

12
9 < 3
6

hr sans or dil ki hr dhadkn kehti hai.?K Aap hmesha

.*""*.*""*.
* khush *
"* .Raho.*"
'* "*'

Yamraj ne ek Aadmi ko mar diya

2009-01-15T00:41:00.001-08:00

Yamraj ne ek Aadmi ko mar diya.
Chitragupt ne pucha "Maharaj ise samay se pahle kyo mara?"
Yamraj- "Kya kare,
MARCH CLOSING hai,
TARGETpura karna tha !"

kuch DAG achhe lagte hai

2009-01-15T00:41:00.000-08:00

Tum dosti ka wo DAG ho.
jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte.
RIN se saaf nahi kar sakte.
SURF EXEL se mita nahi sakte.
Kyuki "kuch DAG achhe lagte hai.."

Nvr say THNX 2 sum1 who Cares u

2009-01-14T00:41:00.000-08:00

Nvr say THNX 2 sum1 who Cares u!
Nvr say BYE 2 sum1 who realy NEEDS u!
Nvr BLAME a persn who realy TRUST u!
Nvr 4get a persn who always REMEMBER u!

Mere Saamne Soyee Thee Wo

2009-01-13T00:41:00.000-08:00

Mere Saamne Soyee Thee Wo
Kisi Ke khyalo Me Khoyi Thi Wo
Socha Jaga Doo Chedkar Usko
Phir Dil Mein Khyal Aaya
Kya Pata Mere Hee Khyalo Me Khoyee Ho Wo.

Dur hai par milne ki aas hai

2009-01-12T01:46:00.001-08:00

Dur hai par milne ki aas hai.
Man ko har pal tera ehsaas hai.
Hajaro hai apne par tu kuchh khaas hai.
Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas hai....
(~?~)(~?~)

Delhi me "HUM" famous hai

2009-01-12T01:46:00.000-08:00

Foolo me "kamal"
Nashe me "amal"
ladai me "gaali"
Mazak me "saali"
Dhatu me "sona"
Dukh me "rona"
Pyaar me "gum"or
Delhi me "HUM" famous hai...

I'm Lucky to get you My sweet 'F'riend.

2009-01-12T01:44:00.000-08:00

L: Love,
I: Imagination,
F: Friends,
E: Entertainment;
'LIFE' will Become 'LIE' if there is no 'F' of Friends;
& I'm Lucky to get you My sweet 'F'riend.

KyaAapkoMaloomHaiK

2009-01-12T00:41:00.016-08:00

KyaAapkoMaloomHaiKi...

.*'""* . *""'*.
( :Aap Yaha: )
* :Rehte: *
"*. :Hai: .*"
"*"
Gud Morning...

Washng powdr nirma

2009-01-12T00:41:00.013-08:00

Washng powdr nirma
washin powdr nirma
dudh si safedi nirma se aye
rangin kapda bkhi
lkhil jaye
sabkipasndnirma
kitne sweet ho
kuch b bhejo padhte jarur ho.

Yaad aata hai mujhe aapke bachpan ka zamana

2009-01-12T00:41:00.012-08:00

Yaad aata hai mujhe aapke bachpan ka zamana,
patli tango par atka hua pjama,
bahti naak ko hath se ponch kr gal pr Lgana,
kamer se makhia udate hue awaz lganaMummy...... KARLI.

Ulloo ki tarh kya dekh rahe ho sms hi to bheja ha

2009-01-12T00:41:00.009-08:00

(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
Ulloo ki tarh kya dekh rahe ho sms hi to bheja hai...!! Gd nte

Machhliyan kyo tadap k mar jati he

2009-01-12T00:41:00.003-08:00

Socho k pani se juda ho k Machhliyan kyo tadap k mar jati he,
kyoki Na malum tha unko k nazdikiya aadat aur aadat aksar Jindagi ban jati hai.....

Star has five ends...

2009-01-12T00:41:00.002-08:00

Star has five ends...
Square has four ends..
Triangle has three ends..
Line has two ends..
Life has one end..
But circle of our Friendship has no end

Chahe Wo Dil Ka Dard Ho Ya Aankho Ka Pani

2009-01-12T00:41:00.000-08:00

Na Rahi Wo Aaj Apni Kahani
Na Wo Haseen Din
Na Wo Raat Suhani
Fir B Hume Azeez Hai Unki Har Nisani
Chahe Wo Dil Ka Dard Ho Ya Aankho Ka Pani

Raat ko nind na aye

2009-01-12T00:40:00.001-08:00

Raat ko nind na aye..
din mai chain na paye.
maine rab se pucha kya yahi pyar hai?
Rab ne smile mar k kaha
nahi beta light k bina sabka yahi haal hai.

Chupke se koi dil me samaa jata hai

2009-01-12T00:40:00.000-08:00

Chupke se koi dil me samaa jata hai,
Jise humko tadpaane me mazaa aata hai,
Koi itna dard de jata hai,
Par kambakth dil ko usi per pyar zyada ata hai

Sardar dhakka maarne k liye Utar gay

2008-12-16T22:14:00.000-08:00

1 Ship me 110 Sardar yatra kar rahe the,
Bina Ship doobe sbhi srdar doob gay Kaise????
Ship band ho gai,aur sare Sardar dhakka maarne k liye Utar gay..

keep urself calm n silent

2008-12-16T22:11:00.000-08:00

CUTE Thought:
Coin's always make sound. but.
The currency notes r always silent.
So, when Ur value increases,
keep urself calm n silent..

Real Love Song

2008-12-16T22:10:00.007-08:00

Real Love Song:
Bazigar O BazigarApni Mummy Ko Razi Kar.
Ooooo Tune Dil Mera Toda
Maine Fevicol Se Joda.
Mere Fevicol Ka Paisa Vapis Karrr.r.r.r...

Har khushi se khobsurat teri shaam kar du

2008-12-16T22:10:00.006-08:00

Har khushi se khobsurat teri shaam kar du,
apni khushi or pyar tere naam kar du,
mil jaye ager dobara ye zindagi,
har bar mein ye zindagi tere naam kar du

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jaise

2008-12-16T22:10:00.005-08:00

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jaise ullu ko raat,
dentist ko daant,
aur gadhe ko laat,
gareeb ko gaddi,
kutte ko haddi aur
nange ko chaddi
Ek dum sacchi.!
HE!HE!HE.

Mein aapse nalaj hu

2008-12-16T22:10:00.004-08:00

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Mein aapse nalaj hu. meko na-meko na aap yaad ni kalte ol phon b ni kalte ol ash-msh b ni klte. Meli Aap sekatti! Katti!...

12-12 de 2 Le aawa

2008-12-16T22:10:00.003-08:00

Sardar Beti ki shadi k liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi aaya.
Kuch dino baad biwi ko phone kiya-gal sun Simran!
24 da koi munda ni milya.
12-12 de 2 Le aawa.

Santa Divorced his Wife on 1st nite

2008-12-16T22:10:00.002-08:00

Santa Divorced his Wife on 1st nite..
Banta asked him the reason..
Santa said- Yaar usdi Panty te sticker laga si OK/TESTED,
BY-RESHAM PAL & SONS.

Jahan dosti=vahan pyar

2008-12-16T22:10:00.001-08:00

Jahan dosti=vahan pyar,
jahan pyar=vahan mohabat,
jahan mohabat=vahan ishq,
jahan ishq=vahan judai,
jahan judai=vahan dard,
jahan dard=vahan moov laga lena.

contact of a sweet friend "U"

2008-12-16T22:10:00.000-08:00

A lot of ants were roaming around my phn,
I was surprised how come..?
Then i suddenly realized..
its coz my phn contains contact of a sweet friend "U"...

A memory lasts forever

2008-11-14T22:19:00.004-08:00

A memory lasts forever,
and never does it die,
True friends stay together
and never say
good bye

Ek din pyar aur dosti mile

2008-11-14T22:19:00.003-08:00

Ek din pyar aur dosti mile pyar ne pucha mere hote tera kya kaam hai
dosti boli mein un hoto pe hashi lati hu jin ankho mein tum aansu choad jaate ho.

Friendship is not about finding the right person

2008-11-14T22:19:00.002-08:00

Friendship is not about finding the right person,
But creating the right relationship,
Its not how much u care in the begining,
But how much u care till the end.